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The Lord of the Rims - An Adult Panto

The Lord of the Rims - An Adult Panto

Saturday 21st December 19:00 - 21:00

The creators of ‘Harry Poppers,’ ‘Star Whores’ & ‘The Hunger Gays’ are proud to present...The Lord of the Rims the 2024 panto from Two Box productions at the Two Brewers.

Far away in the land of Morden, in the fires of Mount Poon, the dark Lord Hardon is searching for the one with the power to destroy his ring. Enter Frodo Shaggins as he sets off on a quest to evade the evil Lord Hardon and destroy his ring, and possibly fall in love along the way..?

Expect double entendres, high camp and panto silliness in this affectionate Christmas butchering of a beloved classic in honour of the Xmas season. Cheer our heroes on as they try to save Christmas from the evil Lord Hardon and boo as he tries to destroy them in this tale of drama, rings and nail biting action set to music with dance numbers and a ridiculous amount of glitter.

Will Frodo and Sam make out on the slopes of Mount Poon? Will Gandilf the Gay manage to resist taking Frodo's ring? And will The Lord of the Rims himself - the evil Lord Hardon destroy Christmas in Middle Girth forever?

Join us at the Two Brewers as we go there and back again and see how Frodo and Sam's story unfolds this Christmas.

Tickets available now!

Details:
5th, 6th, 7th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 27th and 28th December
Tickets £15/£20 on @outsavvy 

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